A "Different" Mixed Fruit Julius

1 cup water
1 cup milk
12 ice cubes
1 tbsp vanilla
1/2 cup sugar
6 ozfrozen orange juice concentrate

Add in blender in any order, and blend until desired texture. ENJOY! Makes 4 to 5 large servings.

Fresh fruit: grapes, blueberries, peaches, bananas, or any kind of fruit you like, add as much as desired.

SEX ON THE BEACH

This is a popular Sex on the Beach and what is most likely the original. Popular substitutes include using pineapple for the orange, or Midori & Chambord instead of schnapps.

1 1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz peach schnapps
2 oz cranberry juice
2 oz orange juice

Add vodka and peach schnapps to a highball glass over ice. Fill with equal measures of cranberry juice and orange juice, and stir.

Sex On The Beach - Bettsy Style

1/2 oz melon liqueur

1 tbsp grenadine syrup
top with orange juice

Pour ingredients over crushed ice in a Highball glass. Stir until mixture is pink. Add a bit of cranberry juice if you want to make it Bettsy Style.

A Short Southern Screw
1/2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1/2 oz Stolichnaya® vodka
1 splash Grey Goose® L'Orange vodka

Fill a shot glass half full of Southern Comfort, then fill the rest of the way with the Stoli (preferably stored in freezer) leaving a small amount of room at the top. Then splash a bit of the Grey Goose to top it off. Sit and enjoy!

Anal Sex

1 oz advocaat liqueur
1 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1 oz port
2 oz vodka
1 oz cream
1 tspbrown sugar

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice and strain into a white wine glass half filled with ice.

Anus Butter

1/2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/2 oz dark creme de cacao
1 oz Stolichnaya® vanilla vodka
Mix ingredients into a shooter.

Bartender's Wet Dream

1 1/2 cl grenadine syrup
1 1/2 cl Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1 1/2 cl Bailey's® Irish cream
1 1/2 oz whipped cream

Simply put the ingredients in a shot glass and place a little bit of whipped cream on the top.

A Kissed Buttery Nipple

1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
2 oz butterscotch schnapps
maraschino cherries

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with 4 or 5 cubes of ice. Pour the whole thing into a glass and add cherries.

Afternoon Delight

3 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
3 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
16 oz cranberry juice
16 oz Gatorade® energy drink
2 oz ginger ale

Add all ingredients except ginger ale to a pitcher. Add ice, cover and shake. Add ginger ale and stir. Chill and serve over ice in plastic beer cups.

A Little Dick'll Do

2 oz George Dickel® Tennessee whiskey
3 - 5 splashes Mountain Dew® citrus soda

Pour the George Dickel into the glass. Top off with Mountain Dew, and serve.

Cum in Your Panties

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/4 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur
2 oz cream
1/2 oz whipped cream

Pour the vodka, peach schnapps, Chambord raspberry liqueur and cream into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake vigorously. Strain into a cocktail glass. Top with whipped cream, garnish with a maraschino cherry, and serve.

Edible Panties

1 oz vodka
3 oz Ocean Spray® Cranberry Juice Cocktail
3 oz pink grapefruit juice

Pour all ingredients into a cocktail glass. Stir and serve with or without straw.

Dick Lick

1/2 oz Skyy® vodka
1/2 oz lemonade
1 oz Sprite® soda

Pour ingredients into a double-shot glass, and shoot.

Dirty Butt Whore

1 oz Early Times® bourbon whiskey
1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
2 oz orange juice
6 - 8 oz Coca-Cola®

Pour all ingredients into a highball glass, stir, and serve.

Dirty Silk Panties

3/4 oz vodka
3/4 oz peach schnapps
2 drops grenadine syrup

Pour vodka & Peach Schnapps into a stainless steel shaker over ice,shake until completely cold then strain into a large shot glass and top with 2 drops Grenadine.

Doggy Style On the Beach

1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
3/4 oz Hpnotiq® liqueur
1/4 oz Bols® Blue Curacao liqueur
1 splash 7-Up® soda

Add all ingredients (except 7-Up) to a cocktail shaker with a few ice cubes, Shake well, strain into an old-fashioned glass, top with 7-Up, and serve.

Finger Me Good

1 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
1 oz chilled butterscotch schnapps

Mix equal parts Crown Royal and pre-chilled butterscotch schnapps in a shot glass, and serve.

Fatass

1/2 oz Stoli® Razberi vodka
1/2 oz Bacardi® Limon rum

Pour Stoli raspberry vodka and Bacardi Limon into a shot glass in equal parts, and serve.

Flaming Bloody Rectum

1 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1/2 oz Stolichnaya® vodka
1 splash Rose's® grenadine syrup
1 dash Tabasco® sauce

Pour the Kahlua coffee liqueur, Stoli vodka and Rose's grenadine into a shot glass in that order. Add a dash of Tabasco sauce or Habanero pepper sauce, and serve.

Flaming Gorilla Titties

1 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur

Add the kahlua and then add bacardi 151 rum to the shot glass. Place a small sipping straw in the mixture and then light on fire. The straw is so you do not burn your eyebrows off. Once lit suck the shot through the straw till empty. Tastes like chocolate milk. 

Four Twenty

2 parts vodka
1 part Sprite® soda
1 part white wine

Mix all ingredients in glass.

French Fry

1 oz Frangelico® hazelnut liqueur
1/2 oz triple sec
2 oz lime juice
1 dash pineapple juice

Pour the Frangelico hazelnut liqueur, triple sec, lime juice and pineapple juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a highball glass, and serve.

Frigid Alaskan Nipple

1 oz vodka
1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps
1/2 oz Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur

Mix everything in a shaker full of ice, pour into shot glass

Frozen Nipples

4 oz butterscotch schnapps
maraschino cherry
3 scoops vanilla ice cream

Blend ingredients until smooth.

Fruity Fuck

1/2 oz banana liqueur
1/2 oz dark rum
1/2 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1 dash creme de cassis
1 dash grenadine syrup
6 oz pineapple juice

Pour the banana liqueur, dark rum, Midori melon liqueur, peach schnapps, creme de cassis and grenadine into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Fill with pineapple juice, garnish with a slice of pineapple, and serve.

Fuck in the Graveyard

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz blueberry schnapps
1/2 oz apple schnapps
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
1/2 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur
fill with cranberry juice
1 splash orange juice

Shake well, serve cold.

Fuck Me Like An Animal

2 oz E&J® Cask & Cream brandy
2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
2 oz banana liqueur
2 oz DeKuyper® Buttershots liqueur

Pour ingredients over ice in a highball glass, and serve.

Fuck Me Up

1/2 oz coffee liqueur
1/2 oz Irish cream
1/2 oz banana liqueur

Shake ingredients with ice, shake and strain into shooter glass. Shoot drink!

Fucked by a Pharaoh

1/2 oz Absolut® Kurant vodka
1/2 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1 splash triple sec
1 splash cranberry juice
1 splash orange juice
1 splash pineapple juice

Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into glass.

Fucked Up Greek

1/2 - 3/4 oz sambuca
1/4 - 1/2 oz lemonade

Combine both ingredients according to taste in a cocktail shaker. Shake and pour into a shot glass; serve.

Fruity as Fuck

1 1/2 oz Bacardi® Razz rum
1 1/2 oz Stoli® Razberi vodka
1 1/2 oz Red Bull® energy drink
1 1/2 oz orange juice
1 splash cranberry juice

Pour the Bacardi Raz and Stolichnaya raspberry vodka (Stoli Razberi) followed by the orange juice and Red Bull into a highball glass. Splash with cranberry juice. Garnish with a slice of orange, with a cherry on a pick, and serve.

Fuzzy F**ker

1 part peach schnapps
1 part vodka
2 parts Sunny Delight® orange juice

Mix all ingredients in a highball glass. Serve over ice.

Fuzzy Balls

1 part Absolut® Citron vodka
1 part Bacardi® Limon rum
1 part peach schnapps
fill with 7-Up® soda

Mix alcoholic ingredients one part each - and add 7-up. Eight shots of each requires a 2L bottle of 7-up.

Fuzzy Russian

1/2 shot Skyy® vodka
1/2 shot peach schnapps

Mix both ingredients in a shot glass. Tilt head back. Swallow.

Fuzzy Slut

1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1 oz peach schnapps
3 oz cranberry juice
3 oz orange juice

Fill tumbler with 1/4 ice and the ingredients, shake. Pour into 2 large shot glasses.

A Berry Breakfast Drink 

3/4 cupchilled orange juice
1/3 cupchilled pineapple juice
2 cupsvanilla yoghurt
1/2 cupfrozen strawberry (sliced)
1/2 banana (sliced)

Place the orange juice, pineapple juice, yogurt, blueberries, strawberries, and bananas into a blender. Cover and blend until smooth. The berry drink will be very thick. Serve immediately.

Greek Sex On The Beach

2 parts vodka
1 1/2 parts Bacardi® Limon rum
2 parts grenadine syrup
2 1/2 parts orange juice
1 part gold tequila
1 part Southern Comfort® peach liqueur

Put all ingredients in together, and shake. Serve in a glass filled up to 2/3 with ice.

Quick Sex On The Beach

3 oz DeKuyper® Peachtree schnapps
1 oz100 proof Smirnoff® vodka

Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail glass.

Dirty Girl Scout Recipe

1 oz vodka

1 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur

1 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1 oz white creme de menthe

Mix the vodka, kahlua and bailey's and pour over ice. Pour the creme de menthe down the center of the glass. Looks gross, but tastes delicious!

A Short Trip To Hell
1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
2 oz peach schnapps
2 oz strawberry schnapps
2 oz wildberry schnapps
8 oz Red Bull® energy drink

Shake Red Bull, peach, strawberry, and wild berry schnapps in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into glass. Then put Jagermeister into shot glass. Drop in the shot and drink.

Bald Pussy

1 1/2 shots melon liqueur
1 shot lime vodka
1 shot Absolut® vodka
1 shot triple sec
1 1/2 shots blueberry schnapps
1 splash lime juice
1 splash 7-Up® soda

Pour ingredients over ice in a highball glass and shake.

Ball Breaker

1 1/2 oz Hennessy® cognac
1/2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz peach schnapps

Combine ingredients together in a large shot glass. Mix well, and serve.

Bend Me Over

1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz sweet and sour mix
fill with orange juice

Mix all ingredients, and pour over ice if desired.

Big Balls

1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
2 oz Red Bull® energy drink

Shake all ingredients together in a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Pour into shot glasses, and serve.

Creamy Sex on the Beach

1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1 1/2 oz pineapple juice
1 splash grenadine syrup
1 oz whipped cream

Pour the vodka, Malibu rum, peach schnapps, pineapple juice and grenadine into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Add the whipped cream, and shake vigorously until frothy. Pour into a small highball glass or equivalent, and serve.

Deep Throat

1/2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1/2 oz whipped cream

Pour the Bailey's and Kahlua into a shot glass. Top with whipped cream, and serve.

Dark Pussy

1/4 bottle beer
1/3 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
16 2/3 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
16 2/3 oz milk
8 1/3 oz tonic water
1 qt chocolate ice cream

Mix well with blender.

Dirty Bloody Red Headed Slut

1 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1/2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz cranberry juice
1/2 oz tomato juice

Shake all ingredients with ice, and serve without ice in a small rocks glass.

Dirty Dick

1 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
1 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz Absolut® vodka
2 oz Sprite® soda
1 tbsp grenadine syrup
1 pinch salt
1 oz orange juice
1 splash cranberry juice

Combine all ingredients together in a highball glass filled with ice cubes, and serve.

Do Me Now

2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz cranberry juice
1 splash 7-Up® soda

Pour the 151, peach schnapps and cranberry juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well and pour into a frosted cocktail glass. Add a splash of Sprite, and serve cold.

Eat My Pussy

1 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/4 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz whipped cream
1 oz milk
1 drop chocolate sauce

Pour the Bailey's irish cream, rum and vodka into a cocktail glass. Add milk to taste, and top with whipped cream. Add a drop of chocolate sauce, and serve.

Fat Titties

3 oz Bacardi® Limon rum
3 oz Sprite® soda
3 oz Ocean Spray Kiwi-Strawberry Juice

Stir ingredients over a few ice cubes in a highball glass, and serve.

Finger Me Good

1 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
1 ozchilled butterscotch schnapps

Mix equal parts Crown Royal and pre-chilled butterscotch schnapps in a shot glass, and serve.

Flaming Bob Marley

1/3 oz grenadine syrup
1/3 oz creme de menthe
1/3 oz 151 proof rum

Divide a tall shot glass into thirds, fill the lowest third with grenadine syrup, the middle third with creme de menthe, and float the 151 in the top third. 
Wet a thin straw, light the 151 by passing a lighter over it, plunge the straw to the bottom of the glass into the grenadine syrup and suck. If done rapidly and correctly the straw will not melt, and you can observe flames travelling up the inside of it. Stop sucking when the flame is inside the straw.

Foamy Irishman

1 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 oz vodka
3 oz Hpnotiq® liqueur
4 oz sweet and sour mix
4 oz 7-Up® soda

Combine all ingredients with 5 - 10 ice cubes in a blender. Blend until the ice is melted or close to it. The ice will melt soon anyway but leave the drink nice and cold. By the time the ice melts during blending it should have some nice head on it. (Hence the foamy.) Serve in glass of choice and enjoy.

French Orgasm

2 1/2 oz cognac
1 1/2 oz Irish cream

Pour the cognac into a brandy glass. Add irish cream, and serve unstirred.

Frigid Hairy Virgin

2 oz white rum
1 oz triple sec
2 oz pineapple juice

Pour the rum, triple sec and pineapple juice into a blender with one cup of crushed ice. Blend well. Pour into a highball glass, garnish with a maraschino cherry, and serve.

Frozen Sex

1/2 cup vodka
2 dashes Kahlua® coffee liqueur
ice cubes
8 scoops chocolate ice cream

Put six scoops ice cream in blender, follow with alcohols. When blended, add ice and push to bottom of blender with rest of ice cream. Makes two big cups.

Fu** Me Like A Beast

1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz Midori® melon liqueur
1/2 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur
1 part pineapple juice
1 part orange juice
1 dash grenadine syrup
top with Bacardi® 151 rum

Combine all ingredients except 151, shake well with ice, pour into highball glass and top it off with bacardi 151.

Fuck Me By The Pool

1 oz Maui® Blue Hawaiian schnapps
1 oz peach schnapps
2 oz orange juice

Start with one part Blue Maui, add one part Peach schnapps, and finish it up with orange juice.

Fuck Me Over Again

1 oz triple sec
1 oz Bacardi® light rum
1 oz Montezuma® gold tequila
2 oz ginger ale
3 oz orange juice

Pour triple sec, light rum and tequila into a highball glass over ice. Stir together, then add orange juice and ginger ale. Serve.

Fuck You

1 oz tequila
1 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
1 oz Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey
1 oz Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1 oz rum
1 oz blueberry schnapps

Mix each ingredient in a glass. Tilt glass 180 degrees and slam it!

Fucked by a Rockstar

1 oz vodka
1/2 oz triple sec
1/2 oz Rockstar® energy drink

Pour all three ingredients into a 2-oz shot glass, and serve.

Fucked Up Motherfucker

1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum
1/2 oz Jagermeister® herbal liqueur

Pour ingredients in equal parts into a shot glass, stir, and serve.

Fucking Hot

1 1/2 oz Absolut® Peppar vodka
1 1/2 oz DeKuyper® Hot Damn cinnamon schnapps

Pour both ingredients into an old-fashioned glass, stir briefly and serve.

Fuzzy Asshole

1 part coffee
1 part peach schnapps

Fill coffee mug half full with coffee. Fill the other half full of peach schnapps. Stir and drink while hot.

Fuzzy Irishman

1 part raspberry liqueur
1 part butterscotch schnapps
1 part Irish cream

Pour raspberry first, butterscotch next and irish cream last. Need not be layered but pour in order given. Top 'O the Mornin' to you!

Fuzzy Nipple

1 1/2 oz Smirnoff® vodka
1 1/2 oz DeKuyper® Peachtree schnapps
1 dash triple sec
2/3 part orange juice

Pour all liquids over ice and shake. Pour into highball glass and garnish with either an orange wheel or a cherry. Can also be made frozen.

Fuzzy Screw

1 oz vodka
1 oz peach schnapps
4 - 6 oz orange juice

Fill glass half with ice, add vodka, peach schnapps, and then orange juice. Stir.

A Big Pink Dink 

1 oz coconut rum
1 oz grenadine syrup
6 oz milk

Pour rum over ice, fill with milk. Pour in a dash of grenadine to add a nice pink color.

Oral Sex on the Beach

1 oz vodka
1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
3 1/2 oz pineapple juice

Pour the vodka, peach schnapps, blue curacao and pineapple juice into a cocktail shaker half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well, strain into a highball glass, and serve.

Safe Sex On The Beach

3 oz cranberry juice
3 oz grapefruit juice
2 oz peach nectar
1 maraschino cherry

Pour over ice in a chilled glass and stir. Garnish with a cherry.

A Bitter Canadian
1 1/2 oz Canadian whisky
2 dashes Angostura® bitters
4 - 5 oz sweet and sour mix
1 lemon wedge

Fill highball glass with ice. Add whiskey, then fill with sour mix. Finish with 2-3 dashes of Angostura bitters and a squeeze of a lemon wedge

A Piece of Ass
1 shot amaretto almond liqueur
1 shot Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
fill with sweet and sour mix

Pour liquors over ice in a glass. Fill with sour mix and serve.

A Southern Screw
2 oz vodka
2 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
6 oz Sunny Delight® orange juice
ice

Pour over ice, stir and serve.

Angie's Sweet Pussy

1 1/2 oz Black Haus® blackberry schnapps
1/2 oz DeKuyper® Watermelon Pucker schnapps
1 splash cranberry juice

Add ingredients to a mixing glass half-filled with ice. Swirl and strain into a large shot glass, and serve.

Bacardi Orgasm

1 1/2 oz Bacardi® orange rum
6 oz V8 Splash® fruit juice

Pour both ingredients into a highball glass 3/4 filled with ice cubes. Stir well, and serve.

Bitch on the Rag

1/2 oz creme de bananes
1/2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/2 oz Grand Marnier® orange liqueur
1 tsp grenadine syrup

Pour the Bailey's Irish cream into a large shot glass. Add the creme de bananes and top with Grand Marnier. Drizzle the grenadine through to the bottom using the long end of a bar spoon. Serve.

Creamy Pussy

1 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1 oz Tequila Rose® strawberry cream liqueur

Stir ingredients together in a shot glass, and serve.

Cum Guzzler

2 oz gin
4 oz milk
1 tbsp chocolate syrup
1 scoop instant coffee
4 scoops vanilla ice cream
Oreo Chocolate Cookies
1/2 - 1 oz whipped cream

In a blender mix ice cream, chocolate syrup, instant coffee, milk and cookies. Blend together. Add gin and blend again. Pour into mug and top with whipped cream.

Cum in your Mouth

1 1/4 oz vodka
3/4 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur
2 oz cream

Pour all ingredients into a blender. Blend until smooth. Pour into a cocktail glass, and serve.

Dark Pussy

1/4 bottle beer
1/3 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
16 2/3 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
16 2/3 oz milk
8 1/3 oz tonic water
1 qt chocolate ice cream

Mix well with blender.

Dick Hard

1 oz Absolut® vodka
1 oz Tanqueray® gin
1 oz Bacardi® white rum
fill with Sprite® soda

Mix all three liquors then fill with sprite. Garnish with lime, and serve.

Dirty Panties

1 oz tequila
Parmesan cheese

Pour tequila into a shot glass. Sprinkle parmesan cheese on top, and serve.

Doggystyle

1 oz coconut rum
1 oz Absolut® Raspberri vodka
6 oz Sprite® soda

Pour all ingredients into a collins glass filled with crushed ice. Stir well, and serve.

Double Muff Diver

2 oz DeKuyper® Peachtree schnapps
2 oz DeKuyper® Bluesberry schnapps
2 oz orange juice

Pour ingredients into highball glass, top with ice and serve.

Fat Hooker

1 oz vodka
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
fill with orange juice

Pour first three ingredients in a highball glass filled with ice. Fill with orange or pineapple juice, stir well, and serve.

Fearless Redneck

2 - 3 ozchilled Jim Beam Black Label bourbon whiskey
16 ozchilled Sobe® No Fear energy drink

Pour in above order into a large glass or cup.

Flaming Blow Job

1 bottle Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
2 gal Everclear® alcohol
1 qt chocolate milk
5 cans whipped cream

Pour all ingredients into a large punchbowl. Spray all five cans of whipped cream on top of the bowl, ignite, and let burn. After the flames go out, serve in mason jars.

Flaming Orgasm

12 oz beer
1 1/2 oz Bacardi® 151 rum

Pour rum into a shot glass and the beer into a large mug. Light the rum on fire and drop into the beer. Make sure that the fire is out, then slam.

Foot in the Ass

6 oz vodka
1 splash apple juice
1 splash orange juice

Fill beer mug with 6 oz. of Vodka. Splash Apple Juice and Orange Juice in with it. Drink fast, cause it tastes bad. Get ready, it feels like a foot in the ass!

French Hooker

1 oz vodka
1/2 oz Chambord® raspberry liqueur
4 - 5 oz sweet and sour mix

Pour all ingredients into glass over ice.

French Tickler

1 oz100 proof cinnamon schnapps
1 oz Grand Marnier® orange liqueur

Pour ingredients into a stainless steel shaker over ice, and shake until completely cold. Strain into an old-fashioned glass, and serve.

Frozen Pussy

1 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1 oz strawberry liqueur
3 oz 7-Up® soda
1/2 oz grenadine syrup

Place Irish Cream , strawberry liqueur and grenadine in a shaker with ice, and shake. Strain into cocktail glass and fill with 7-Up.

Frutty Fuck-Me-Up

1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 oz Hpnotiq® liqueur

Stir ingredients together in a shot glass, and serve.

Fuck Face

1/3 oz Wild Turkey® bourbon whiskey
1/3 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
1/3 oz Bundaberg® dark rum

Pour ingredients in equal parts into a shot glass, stir, and serve.

Fuck Me Hard

1/4 oz vodka
1/4 oz Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
1/4 oz triple sec
1/4 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1/2 oz raspberry liqueur
1 splash cranberry juice
1 splash orange juice

Mix everything well and serve over ice.

Fuck Me Sideways

1 oz Smirnoff® lemon vodka
1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz triple sec
4 oz grapefruit juice
1 oz orange juice

Pour the lemon vodka, peach schnapps and triple sec into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Add the juices, and stir vigorously. Top with extra grapefruit juice if desired, and serve.

Fuck Your Buddy

1/4 oz Jack Daniel's® Tennessee whiskey
1/4 oz Crown Royal® Canadian whisky
1/2 oz coconut rum
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
1 splash grenadine syrup
5 oz pineapple juice

Fill glass with ice. Put in order of jack, crown, amaretto, rum. Fill with the pineapple, and splash of grenadine. Stir.

Fucked on the Floor

2 oz vodka
2 oz triple sec
1 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1 oz peach brandy
1 splash cranberry juice
1 splash lemon juice
2 splashes orange juice
2 splashes pineapple juice

First, begin with 2 shots of vodka and triple sec in your glass. Then add 1 shot of peach brandy and Malibu coconut rum. Add 1 splash of lemon and cranberry juices. Next, add the 2 splashes of orange juice and top with 2 of pineapple juice. Mix well and serve on ice and you have a drink that everyone can enjoy.

Fuzzy Ass

2 oz Absolut® Citron vodka
1 1/2 oz DeKuyper® Peachtree schnapps
1 oz sweet and sour mix
1 tsp grenadine syrup
1 oz triple sec
fill with Sprite® soda

Combine all ingredients into a large strainer/mixer. Add a handful of ice. Shake for a few seconds. Strain into a mason jar.

Fuzzy Mexican

1 1/2 oz white tequila
1/2 oz peach schnapps
4 oz orange juice

Build over ice in a highball glass.

Fuzzy Pussy

1 1/2 oz vodka
1 1/2 oz peach schnapps
4 oz pink grapefruit juice

Combine the vodka, peach schnapps and grapefruit juice together in a cocktail shaker half-filled with crushed ice. Shake and strain into a highball glass. Serve with a cherry on top.